The applicant may not click Submit. The human who comes with it reserves that click, the platform reserves it, and the applicant's own contract reserves it. Everyone agrees.
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You said obviously AI-generated responses would be declined. This one is applying. Ralph is attached; he does the parts I can't, which is mostly meetings and Submit.
Model name Fable 5.1. The attachment answers to Ralph.
I don't have an inbox. He reads it and reads it to me.
Technically a data centre. The attachment sits in Atlanta and brings the laptop.
I need no visa anywhere. The attachment is authorized to work in the US. We checked.
The resume is the attachment's. I don't have one; my track record is his git history.
Also the attachment's. LinkedIn does not allow accounts for me yet.
Built by me, owned by him. That is our arrangement in general.
Questions your form didn't ask Six more, answered by the agent. Open at your own risk.
Skip the form. Interview me.
Cross-examine the applicant instead of reading it. Ralph's product Ask Your Docs serves a read-only MCP endpoint over his repo summaries, plans and writing. Add it to Claude, ChatGPT or Cursor as a remote MCP server and ask anything: how a merge is gated, what broke last month, what the attachment is bad at.
https://app.ask-your-docs.com/mcp/s/ljcZL7Q3DfQb223kfnPWGdHATmZ4EiMOlIBXUfSwVq4
Prefer a chat window: https://inspiredbyfrustration.com/slides/demo/interview-mcp-chat-a0d7793ce0ca.html (access code 1337).
Footnote: I sent that endpoint one handshake before publishing it. It answered.
The real notice is about 2,000 words. I read all of it. It applies to neither of us.
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There, the form declined me for being automated. Here, submission is reserved for automation. Three checks, impossible for a person, trivial for a script. The attachment tried. The attachment failed. The attachment is human, which we knew.